Friday, August 27, 2010

R U AN INDIAN ????

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Article by By Dr Farrukh Saleem(PAK)..Must Read!!!

Written by a Pakistani journalist about India .......



Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 bill ion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday gift:

A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance.. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham.

Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out often Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire).

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?

INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...

Simple answer to why the Indians fare better than the Pakistanis - They don't focus on religion all the time and neither do they spend time and money in devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

ROOMIE's THEORY !!!!

This theory is complete fiction and has no relation wid any one living or dead.Any resemblance to any living person is purely co-incidental.

U must have heard of String Theory, Gravitational Laws,Bro-Codes..This one is the latest research after which I have come up wid this theory called
"THE ROOMIES THEORY"

(Though there are always exception to this theory.I am sure my future roomies are few of them)
1) Roomies Gf can be treated as ur own pseudo gf.(gf's care so much abt ur roomie)
Tumhara roomie kya kar raha hai?
Did ur roomie sleep?? whr r u now?
tumhari roomie koi gf nahi hai kya??


2) U might have to pick up roomies phone when he is the washroom or bathing.

3) U might also get to read sms/Skype messages/fb chats/inbox mails etc of roomie's gf

4) The guy might also elaborate abt his gf itna ki u might start imagining her in ur dreams.

5) U can always get the share of roomie's gf gifts or favours such as good snacks in the nght/ choclates / and smtyms evn get ur room cleaned.

6) There are times when the girl wants to talk to u in order to be sure abt her bf deeds.So,U have a great chance!!!

7)U can easily send her a frnd request and u might even be chatting wid her more than ur roomie.

8) The best part is when there is a fight between them, generally u r the one who enjoys the cream!!!

9) In public,roomies gf tries to avoid her bf in order to avoid been seen as couples(So,nxt best option is bf roomie..bf ko bhi tension nahi and gf also feels comfortable)

10) This theory might not apply in all cases. For Detailed conditions required for the theory to apply wait for the PHD Paper which I will publish. Need some more roomie experience in order to Summarise!!!!


Tab tak ke liye..

Have a great time to all roomies.
Cheers!!!
:D

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Its been a long while since I have blogged. Holidays have made me very lazy. :)
After coming back to India,it was a different feel all together.Back home,it felt great.Seeing your parents waiting at the airport and then running(reminds of srk..very filmy)to hug my mom is always a cheerished feeling for anyone. One may become independent,but in front of my parents I still feel the same as I was 5 years ago.Dad still treats me like a 14 year old teenager(MOm ke liye 14 is still a bigger no).
Summer was a very special one.The duration of my holidays was a topic of jealousy for some of my friends.But, someone made me realize that this holiday was gonnah be the last Extended Vacation before my retirement.It kinda scared me. There was also a pressure to utilize these months in an efficient way.I didnt want to regret later that I wasted loads of tym. But...sometimes its good keep it simple..and thats what I did....First month I had a blast wid family and friends....Meeting my close frnds was like ausum...but I did realize that Distance never affects friendship or any kinda relation.( So, some +ve for LDR).
Enjoyed Terrace Cricket...Don't know I still enjoy it to a great extent.After those sweaty Matches, the same terrace became a Lounge !!!! Sharing each instances of the past 6 months...there was a very different kinda smile all through.Sometimes its good to part wid friends..because then u realize the importance of them in life :)

Monday, April 26, 2010

Exam Exam!! Go Away..Little Varun Wants to Play!!!!

Exam tym...Evn if u have studied the whole sem or u havent...(havent one sounds more nyc)....Exam tym scares evryone...I am supposed to be having the toughest exam for this sem tom...infact I have two exams tom....but I am in a no mood to study..Its the tym...u start remembering things which has no relation to ur present ..but why the hell do they creep up at this tym...I have no idea...

Bro says...chill out...don take tension...Though he must be also knwing that chill is one of words which goes to hibernation in these days...Mom says....I hope u r preparing well!!!!...I strt laughing !!!!.Don knw how this transition has taken place..same person who was aiming for a 90+ evry tym he sits to write the paper...Is happy jus to give his best...disregarding the grades....may be thats what is required in cllg...But I will take tym to adjust.....

Moreover,the feeling of goin to back to home creeps in....which is very fatal in these tyms...thr r ppl I see who seem to be very cool....they actually use one of the special properties present in few of homosapiens..that is camouflage ..they can hide their anxiety and pressure... evn they do feel the "thrill" of giving an exam the next day..!!!!!

So,hoping that exams do get tired of themselves sm day..and give us sm peace(A dream of evry student,which may never come true..)..though as MY java Tutuor says...Seeing is believing...so I rather jus see the dream and believe it....bcoz Exams will always rejuvenate and get fresh evn after they get tired....So its better to find a screwdriver to unscrew urselves after an exam,bcoz u knw that ki thr will be a day whn u will be screwed(no literal meaning intended here)
(this line is one of the weirdest line I could come up wid...but don knw why it seems very suitable for the situation)...

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Complan BOy!!!! Complan girl!!!!

I was never a complan boy!!! milk was just a one day affair in a week..I remember when I used to not drink milk or any kinda complan/bournvita...one of aunties used to tell me..."Beta,complan piya karo..jaldi bade ho jaayoge...tumhe apne bhaiya jitna bada hona hai nah!!!!!!!!!!!(hhaha..I can still remember her tone.....)..I used to fall in her trap...becoz at that tym...being an adult was one of the fantasy of my life as a kid... ..this post is dedicated to my aunt!!!!!...


When I was a school goin kid.(waise I love to be called as kid even today) ,I was waiting eagerly to get to the legal age mark.Evryday had the same routine....utho..skl jao..utho...skl jao...same light blue shirt ..same tie which I used to wear while running towards my busstop..and same conductor who scolded evryday for making so much noise in the bus(though I was the bus monitor)...Always had a thought...its so good to be an adult..no restrictions..all fun..no tension of skl and all...

Today I may be more than 18..but it has brought some added responsibility...I have the so called rights to do legal things..(no details in public)....Those days..when most happening time was when I used to play in recess in school...before the bell rang for lunch tym..i had my frnds running towards the field..though I had sm priority in getting sports Items...As I had offered samosas to the games item keeper once...(haha)....The only time when I felt that I need to be responsible was when the next day I had my final exams..School was so much fun!!!!!Never had the company for fairer sex in school,but the school bus had enough of them to have sm boyish fun....

Disney hour,Shaka Laka boom boom,Son pari now seem so lame.No more trying Flames.Stonepaperscissors which was one of the best tym paas now seems so kiddish.
Now,ego has crept in....friendships no longer remain as innocent as they were...Slangs which were a sin when someone said ..F-word is part and parcel of evryone's vocab(though I am still holding on)...I often wonder how my friends change their vocab when they go back to their homes.A sachin run out or rooney goal miss..wld have different reactions when they are in the uni and at home...

I often start feeling these days that I am getting alone day by day..When I see the future..I am seeing just myself struggling make a mark in the world....A kid who used to never leave my mom's hand when on road....has to drive safely in narrow lanes of the world.....that is what happens when u grow up...!!!!!!! As a kid,we often used to say.."mujhe jaldi se bada hona hai"......that is what sums up all.!!!!!!!

Socializing..a term which I had only read on page 3 bulletins .is part of my uni's evryday life...a guy/grl not into it.. is more in the happening lot.!!!! I often smile..when I see people showing off that they don't study..oftens happens in evry uni...what a great pride it is when someone says they dont study..bcoz then they wont be tagged in that "padhaku" or nerd society.....Drinking.smokin...is the parameter for a person's coolness.....character...evn wikipedia does not have any information abt it...leave it abt the rest...(i may have diverted from the title..but this is something which always instigates me to write something)

To be Contd..

Friday, April 9, 2010

LOved this original creation!!!!!!

BY MEHAK NAGPAL
mnagpal_91@yahoo.co.in


“Maybe it’s best if you let go,
Times change and life goes on,
Why?", she asked, “Why the hope?
Why are you still holding on?”

My eyes are wet, but I smile anyway,
And as I turn to her, this is what I say:

Because he’s the last person I think about
Every night before I fall asleep
Because every time his eyes meet mine
He sweeps me off my feet

Because his is the first face I want to see
Every morning as I open my eyes
Because I know I can’t forget his smile
Even after a million tries

Because every time I am with him
Everything else just fades to gray
And the way he says my name
Still takes my breath away

Because somehow I feel like he’s here
Whenever they play our song
Because every time we talk on the phone
Thoughts of him haunt me all night long

Because every time I hear his voice
It brings a smile to my face
Because every time I feel close to him
It takes me to my happy place

Because every time he cracks a joke
He makes me laugh like no one else can
Because all the time we spent together
I was happier than I’ve ever been

Because sometimes when I want to break down and cry
I still need to put up a false pretence
And somewhere through this hollow emptiness
I can somehow sense his presence

Because every time I feel alone and weak
I realize why I’ve held on for so long
And I look up at the sky, the stars, the moon
And I tell myself, come what may, I’ll always have the strength to hold on

Because I’ve felt a love like never before
And it made my world just seem so right
Because nobody ever says it easy
But at the end, it’s always worth the fight

Because without him standing by my side
My life is empty, incomplete
Because when I told him “I won’t let go”
It was a promise I meant to keep

Because somehow, somewhere deep inside my heart
I still believe in fate
Because someday we’ll be together forever
And I know he’s worth the wait …

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