ROOMIE's THEORY !!!!

This theory is complete fiction and has no relation wid any one living or dead.Any resemblance to any living person is purely co-incidental.

U must have heard of String Theory, Gravitational Laws,Bro-Codes..This one is the latest research after which I have come up wid this theory called
"THE ROOMIES THEORY"

(Though there are always exception to this theory.I am sure my future roomies are few of them)
1) Roomies Gf can be treated as ur own pseudo gf.(gf's care so much abt ur roomie)
Tumhara roomie kya kar raha hai?
Did ur roomie sleep?? whr r u now?
tumhari roomie koi gf nahi hai kya??


2) U might have to pick up roomies phone when he is the washroom or bathing.

3) U might also get to read sms/Skype messages/fb chats/inbox mails etc of roomie's gf

4) The guy might also elaborate abt his gf itna ki u might start imagining her in ur dreams.

5) U can always get the share of roomie's gf gifts or favours such as good snacks in the nght/ choclates / and smtyms evn get ur room cleaned.

6) There are times when the girl wants to talk to u in order to be sure abt her bf deeds.So,U have a great chance!!!

7)U can easily send her a frnd request and u might even be chatting wid her more than ur roomie.

8) The best part is when there is a fight between them, generally u r the one who enjoys the cream!!!

9) In public,roomies gf tries to avoid her bf in order to avoid been seen as couples(So,nxt best option is bf roomie..bf ko bhi tension nahi and gf also feels comfortable)

10) This theory might not apply in all cases. For Detailed conditions required for the theory to apply wait for the PHD Paper which I will publish. Need some more roomie experience in order to Summarise!!!!


Tab tak ke liye..

Have a great time to all roomies.
Cheers!!!
:D