This theory is complete fiction and has no relation wid any one living or dead.Any resemblance to any living person is purely co-incidental.
U must have heard of String Theory, Gravitational Laws,Bro-Codes..This one is the latest research after which I have come up wid this theory called
"THE ROOMIES THEORY"
(Though there are always exception to this theory.I am sure my future roomies are few of them)
1) Roomies Gf can be treated as ur own pseudo gf.(gf's care so much abt ur roomie)
Tumhara roomie kya kar raha hai?
Did ur roomie sleep?? whr r u now?
tumhari roomie koi gf nahi hai kya??
2) U might have to pick up roomies phone when he is the washroom or bathing.
3) U might also get to read sms/Skype messages/fb chats/inbox mails etc of roomie's gf
4) The guy might also elaborate abt his gf itna ki u might start imagining her in ur dreams.
5) U can always get the share of roomie's gf gifts or favours such as good snacks in the nght/ choclates / and smtyms evn get ur room cleaned.
6) There are times when the girl wants to talk to u in order to be sure abt her bf deeds.So,U have a great chance!!!
7)U can easily send her a frnd request and u might even be chatting wid her more than ur roomie.
8) The best part is when there is a fight between them, generally u r the one who enjoys the cream!!!
9) In public,roomies gf tries to avoid her bf in order to avoid been seen as couples(So,nxt best option is bf roomie..bf ko bhi tension nahi and gf also feels comfortable)
10) This theory might not apply in all cases. For Detailed conditions required for the theory to apply wait for the PHD Paper which I will publish. Need some more roomie experience in order to Summarise!!!!
Tab tak ke liye..
Have a great time to all roomies.
Cheers!!!
:D
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Its been a long while since I have blogged. Holidays have made me very lazy. :)
After coming back to India,it was a different feel all together.Back home,it felt great.Seeing your parents waiting at the airport and then running(reminds of srk..very filmy)to hug my mom is always a cheerished feeling for anyone. One may become independent,but in front of my parents I still feel the same as I was 5 years ago.Dad still treats me like a 14 year old teenager(MOm ke liye 14 is still a bigger no).
Summer was a very special one.The duration of my holidays was a topic of jealousy for some of my friends.But, someone made me realize that this holiday was gonnah be the last Extended Vacation before my retirement.It kinda scared me. There was also a pressure to utilize these months in an efficient way.I didnt want to regret later that I wasted loads of tym. But...sometimes its good keep it simple..and thats what I did....First month I had a blast wid family and friends....Meeting my close frnds was like ausum...but I did realize that Distance never affects friendship or any kinda relation.( So, some +ve for LDR).
Enjoyed Terrace Cricket...Don't know I still enjoy it to a great extent.After those sweaty Matches, the same terrace became a Lounge !!!! Sharing each instances of the past 6 months...there was a very different kinda smile all through.Sometimes its good to part wid friends..because then u realize the importance of them in life :)
After coming back to India,it was a different feel all together.Back home,it felt great.Seeing your parents waiting at the airport and then running(reminds of srk..very filmy)to hug my mom is always a cheerished feeling for anyone. One may become independent,but in front of my parents I still feel the same as I was 5 years ago.Dad still treats me like a 14 year old teenager(MOm ke liye 14 is still a bigger no).
Summer was a very special one.The duration of my holidays was a topic of jealousy for some of my friends.But, someone made me realize that this holiday was gonnah be the last Extended Vacation before my retirement.It kinda scared me. There was also a pressure to utilize these months in an efficient way.I didnt want to regret later that I wasted loads of tym. But...sometimes its good keep it simple..and thats what I did....First month I had a blast wid family and friends....Meeting my close frnds was like ausum...but I did realize that Distance never affects friendship or any kinda relation.( So, some +ve for LDR).
Enjoyed Terrace Cricket...Don't know I still enjoy it to a great extent.After those sweaty Matches, the same terrace became a Lounge !!!! Sharing each instances of the past 6 months...there was a very different kinda smile all through.Sometimes its good to part wid friends..because then u realize the importance of them in life :)
Monday, April 26, 2010
Exam Exam!! Go Away..Little Varun Wants to Play!!!!
Exam tym...Evn if u have studied the whole sem or u havent...(havent one sounds more nyc)....Exam tym scares evryone...I am supposed to be having the toughest exam for this sem tom...infact I have two exams tom....but I am in a no mood to study..Its the tym...u start remembering things which has no relation to ur present ..but why the hell do they creep up at this tym...I have no idea...
Bro says...chill out...don take tension...Though he must be also knwing that chill is one of words which goes to hibernation in these days...Mom says....I hope u r preparing well!!!!...I strt laughing !!!!.Don knw how this transition has taken place..same person who was aiming for a 90+ evry tym he sits to write the paper...Is happy jus to give his best...disregarding the grades....may be thats what is required in cllg...But I will take tym to adjust.....
Moreover,the feeling of goin to back to home creeps in....which is very fatal in these tyms...thr r ppl I see who seem to be very cool....they actually use one of the special properties present in few of homosapiens..that is camouflage ..they can hide their anxiety and pressure... evn they do feel the "thrill" of giving an exam the next day..!!!!!
So,hoping that exams do get tired of themselves sm day..and give us sm peace(A dream of evry student,which may never come true..)..though as MY java Tutuor says...Seeing is believing...so I rather jus see the dream and believe it....bcoz Exams will always rejuvenate and get fresh evn after they get tired....So its better to find a screwdriver to unscrew urselves after an exam,bcoz u knw that ki thr will be a day whn u will be screwed(no literal meaning intended here)
(this line is one of the weirdest line I could come up wid...but don knw why it seems very suitable for the situation)...
Bro says...chill out...don take tension...Though he must be also knwing that chill is one of words which goes to hibernation in these days...Mom says....I hope u r preparing well!!!!...I strt laughing !!!!.Don knw how this transition has taken place..same person who was aiming for a 90+ evry tym he sits to write the paper...Is happy jus to give his best...disregarding the grades....may be thats what is required in cllg...But I will take tym to adjust.....
Moreover,the feeling of goin to back to home creeps in....which is very fatal in these tyms...thr r ppl I see who seem to be very cool....they actually use one of the special properties present in few of homosapiens..that is camouflage ..they can hide their anxiety and pressure... evn they do feel the "thrill" of giving an exam the next day..!!!!!
So,hoping that exams do get tired of themselves sm day..and give us sm peace(A dream of evry student,which may never come true..)..though as MY java Tutuor says...Seeing is believing...so I rather jus see the dream and believe it....bcoz Exams will always rejuvenate and get fresh evn after they get tired....So its better to find a screwdriver to unscrew urselves after an exam,bcoz u knw that ki thr will be a day whn u will be screwed(no literal meaning intended here)
(this line is one of the weirdest line I could come up wid...but don knw why it seems very suitable for the situation)...
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Complan BOy!!!! Complan girl!!!!
I was never a complan boy!!! milk was just a one day affair in a week..I remember when I used to not drink milk or any kinda complan/bournvita...one of aunties used to tell me..."Beta,complan piya karo..jaldi bade ho jaayoge...tumhe apne bhaiya jitna bada hona hai nah!!!!!!!!!!!(hhaha..I can still remember her tone.....)..I used to fall in her trap...becoz at that tym...being an adult was one of the fantasy of my life as a kid... ..this post is dedicated to my aunt!!!!!...
When I was a school goin kid.(waise I love to be called as kid even today) ,I was waiting eagerly to get to the legal age mark.Evryday had the same routine....utho..skl jao..utho...skl jao...same light blue shirt ..same tie which I used to wear while running towards my busstop..and same conductor who scolded evryday for making so much noise in the bus(though I was the bus monitor)...Always had a thought...its so good to be an adult..no restrictions..all fun..no tension of skl and all...
Today I may be more than 18..but it has brought some added responsibility...I have the so called rights to do legal things..(no details in public)....Those days..when most happening time was when I used to play in recess in school...before the bell rang for lunch tym..i had my frnds running towards the field..though I had sm priority in getting sports Items...As I had offered samosas to the games item keeper once...(haha)....The only time when I felt that I need to be responsible was when the next day I had my final exams..School was so much fun!!!!!Never had the company for fairer sex in school,but the school bus had enough of them to have sm boyish fun....
Disney hour,Shaka Laka boom boom,Son pari now seem so lame.No more trying Flames.Stonepaperscissors which was one of the best tym paas now seems so kiddish.
Now,ego has crept in....friendships no longer remain as innocent as they were...Slangs which were a sin when someone said ..F-word is part and parcel of evryone's vocab(though I am still holding on)...I often wonder how my friends change their vocab when they go back to their homes.A sachin run out or rooney goal miss..wld have different reactions when they are in the uni and at home...
I often start feeling these days that I am getting alone day by day..When I see the future..I am seeing just myself struggling make a mark in the world....A kid who used to never leave my mom's hand when on road....has to drive safely in narrow lanes of the world.....that is what happens when u grow up...!!!!!!! As a kid,we often used to say.."mujhe jaldi se bada hona hai"......that is what sums up all.!!!!!!!
Socializing..a term which I had only read on page 3 bulletins .is part of my uni's evryday life...a guy/grl not into it.. is more in the happening lot.!!!! I often smile..when I see people showing off that they don't study..oftens happens in evry uni...what a great pride it is when someone says they dont study..bcoz then they wont be tagged in that "padhaku" or nerd society.....Drinking.smokin...is the parameter for a person's coolness.....character...evn wikipedia does not have any information abt it...leave it abt the rest...(i may have diverted from the title..but this is something which always instigates me to write something)
To be Contd..
When I was a school goin kid.(waise I love to be called as kid even today) ,I was waiting eagerly to get to the legal age mark.Evryday had the same routine....utho..skl jao..utho...skl jao...same light blue shirt ..same tie which I used to wear while running towards my busstop..and same conductor who scolded evryday for making so much noise in the bus(though I was the bus monitor)...Always had a thought...its so good to be an adult..no restrictions..all fun..no tension of skl and all...
Today I may be more than 18..but it has brought some added responsibility...I have the so called rights to do legal things..(no details in public)....Those days..when most happening time was when I used to play in recess in school...before the bell rang for lunch tym..i had my frnds running towards the field..though I had sm priority in getting sports Items...As I had offered samosas to the games item keeper once...(haha)....The only time when I felt that I need to be responsible was when the next day I had my final exams..School was so much fun!!!!!Never had the company for fairer sex in school,but the school bus had enough of them to have sm boyish fun....
Disney hour,Shaka Laka boom boom,Son pari now seem so lame.No more trying Flames.Stonepaperscissors which was one of the best tym paas now seems so kiddish.
Now,ego has crept in....friendships no longer remain as innocent as they were...Slangs which were a sin when someone said ..F-word is part and parcel of evryone's vocab(though I am still holding on)...I often wonder how my friends change their vocab when they go back to their homes.A sachin run out or rooney goal miss..wld have different reactions when they are in the uni and at home...
I often start feeling these days that I am getting alone day by day..When I see the future..I am seeing just myself struggling make a mark in the world....A kid who used to never leave my mom's hand when on road....has to drive safely in narrow lanes of the world.....that is what happens when u grow up...!!!!!!! As a kid,we often used to say.."mujhe jaldi se bada hona hai"......that is what sums up all.!!!!!!!
Socializing..a term which I had only read on page 3 bulletins .is part of my uni's evryday life...a guy/grl not into it.. is more in the happening lot.!!!! I often smile..when I see people showing off that they don't study..oftens happens in evry uni...what a great pride it is when someone says they dont study..bcoz then they wont be tagged in that "padhaku" or nerd society.....Drinking.smokin...is the parameter for a person's coolness.....character...evn wikipedia does not have any information abt it...leave it abt the rest...(i may have diverted from the title..but this is something which always instigates me to write something)
To be Contd..
Friday, April 9, 2010
LOved this original creation!!!!!!
BY MEHAK NAGPAL
mnagpal_91@yahoo.co.in
“Maybe it’s best if you let go,
Times change and life goes on,
Why?", she asked, “Why the hope?
Why are you still holding on?”
My eyes are wet, but I smile anyway,
And as I turn to her, this is what I say:
Because he’s the last person I think about
Every night before I fall asleep
Because every time his eyes meet mine
He sweeps me off my feet
Because his is the first face I want to see
Every morning as I open my eyes
Because I know I can’t forget his smile
Even after a million tries
Because every time I am with him
Everything else just fades to gray
And the way he says my name
Still takes my breath away
Because somehow I feel like he’s here
Whenever they play our song
Because every time we talk on the phone
Thoughts of him haunt me all night long
Because every time I hear his voice
It brings a smile to my face
Because every time I feel close to him
It takes me to my happy place
Because every time he cracks a joke
He makes me laugh like no one else can
Because all the time we spent together
I was happier than I’ve ever been
Because sometimes when I want to break down and cry
I still need to put up a false pretence
And somewhere through this hollow emptiness
I can somehow sense his presence
Because every time I feel alone and weak
I realize why I’ve held on for so long
And I look up at the sky, the stars, the moon
And I tell myself, come what may, I’ll always have the strength to hold on
Because I’ve felt a love like never before
And it made my world just seem so right
Because nobody ever says it easy
But at the end, it’s always worth the fight
Because without him standing by my side
My life is empty, incomplete
Because when I told him “I won’t let go”
It was a promise I meant to keep
Because somehow, somewhere deep inside my heart
I still believe in fate
Because someday we’ll be together forever
And I know he’s worth the wait …
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
mnagpal_91@yahoo.co.in
“Maybe it’s best if you let go,
Times change and life goes on,
Why?", she asked, “Why the hope?
Why are you still holding on?”
My eyes are wet, but I smile anyway,
And as I turn to her, this is what I say:
Because he’s the last person I think about
Every night before I fall asleep
Because every time his eyes meet mine
He sweeps me off my feet
Because his is the first face I want to see
Every morning as I open my eyes
Because I know I can’t forget his smile
Even after a million tries
Because every time I am with him
Everything else just fades to gray
And the way he says my name
Still takes my breath away
Because somehow I feel like he’s here
Whenever they play our song
Because every time we talk on the phone
Thoughts of him haunt me all night long
Because every time I hear his voice
It brings a smile to my face
Because every time I feel close to him
It takes me to my happy place
Because every time he cracks a joke
He makes me laugh like no one else can
Because all the time we spent together
I was happier than I’ve ever been
Because sometimes when I want to break down and cry
I still need to put up a false pretence
And somewhere through this hollow emptiness
I can somehow sense his presence
Because every time I feel alone and weak
I realize why I’ve held on for so long
And I look up at the sky, the stars, the moon
And I tell myself, come what may, I’ll always have the strength to hold on
Because I’ve felt a love like never before
And it made my world just seem so right
Because nobody ever says it easy
But at the end, it’s always worth the fight
Because without him standing by my side
My life is empty, incomplete
Because when I told him “I won’t let go”
It was a promise I meant to keep
Because somehow, somewhere deep inside my heart
I still believe in fate
Because someday we’ll be together forever
And I know he’s worth the wait …
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sunday, March 21, 2010
So any gfs???????
statutory warning :
The author at the time of writing this post is single..!!!!!!!!!
X:How are u?
Me:fyn
X:How r ur studies goin??
Me:goin good
ME:how r u?
X:fyn
X:So any gfs?
In childhood I do remember that girls and guys were so anti of each other..Guys who evn talked once to a girl..was teased in the guys community in school...matlab aisa mano...us bande ne duniya ki sabse badi galti kar di ho......aur agar kisi ladki ne ladke se baat kar liya..tab ladkiyaan toh us bandi ko boycott kar deti thi...
Things changed....Now,the guy who kind of hangs out more wid the gals is considered the dude of the grp...and Girl who has loads of guys as her frnds...is a object of jealousy for her grp.....
Relationship(boy and gal...bcoz parents,brother-sis waleh relationship ke baar me I don have enough wrds.)kisi ke liye moral support,kisi ke liye his/her life...kisi ke liye life meh problems ka inauguration...and for some it is solution ka bhandar.....
Parents se jhooth bolna abt bf/gf ...though parents knw that beta/beti bade ho gaye hai.....(they must be hiding smthing)...but the basic thing that matters for a guy/girl is that whatever they move on to...(thoda philosophy)..they must set their priority...(kitna ideal dialogue...very easy to say)...
So,if anyone do gets into something..be truthful,honest..and specially this one for those...If u dont get smone in ur life who brings magic to ur life....don get crazy....bcoz its not abt getting into some kind relationship...its abt living that in ur life..
The author at the time of writing this post is single..!!!!!!!!!
X:How are u?
Me:fyn
X:How r ur studies goin??
Me:goin good
ME:how r u?
X:fyn
X:So any gfs?
In childhood I do remember that girls and guys were so anti of each other..Guys who evn talked once to a girl..was teased in the guys community in school...matlab aisa mano...us bande ne duniya ki sabse badi galti kar di ho......aur agar kisi ladki ne ladke se baat kar liya..tab ladkiyaan toh us bandi ko boycott kar deti thi...
Things changed....Now,the guy who kind of hangs out more wid the gals is considered the dude of the grp...and Girl who has loads of guys as her frnds...is a object of jealousy for her grp.....
Relationship(boy and gal...bcoz parents,brother-sis waleh relationship ke baar me I don have enough wrds.)kisi ke liye moral support,kisi ke liye his/her life...kisi ke liye life meh problems ka inauguration...and for some it is solution ka bhandar.....
Parents se jhooth bolna abt bf/gf ...though parents knw that beta/beti bade ho gaye hai.....(they must be hiding smthing)...but the basic thing that matters for a guy/girl is that whatever they move on to...(thoda philosophy)..they must set their priority...(kitna ideal dialogue...very easy to say)...
So,if anyone do gets into something..be truthful,honest..and specially this one for those...If u dont get smone in ur life who brings magic to ur life....don get crazy....bcoz its not abt getting into some kind relationship...its abt living that in ur life..
Saturday, March 20, 2010
College Life - PART 2
Second sem of my college life is goin to end.Last few days taught me various things about life at College.Coming years of college will be more fun.But these are some thoughts which I find will be relevant to all of us in our coming years of life.
Every semester u will get new friends.And Ur best frnd in the last sem may not be the same in this sem.
Gaane toh itne pasand aayenge joh pehle kabhi nahi hua.Evry song will be realted to a memory and will be remembered for some past incident or person.
Calling back home and to ur old pals does help.
Sona woh bhi kahin bhi aur kabhi bhi...will be the best thing.
Some might get nocturnal. Subah breakfast karke sona and raat meh maggi kha ke bhi raat bhar bhooke rehna...is ausum feelin.
Pressure meh kaam karna...jab watt lagi ho and kal report submit karna hai...phir next day report submit karne ke baaad ki feeling...woh feelin early submission se nahi aa sakti.
Doing something weird and what we call "vellahpanti"..when u knw that studying is very imp that day.......and then to show it off some of them even put that as fb or orkut status...
Most imp ("Roomate theory")
Roomate ki purani gf se dosti nahi karo...and don dare to date...
Jab kisi frnd ke parents aaye...show that ur his/her best frnd...Atleast u will get ghar ka khaana...
For those of you who have come to college in a long-distance relationship with someone from high school: despite what many will tell you, it can work. The key is to not let your relationship interfere with your college experience. If you don't want to date anyone else, that's totally fine! What's not fine, however, is missing out on a lot of defining experiences because you're on the phone with your boyfriend/girlfriend for three hours every day.hahahah
Welcome failure into your lives. It's how we grow. What matters is not that you failed, but that you recovered.(I loved this quote)
Avoid watching TV...Srsly....LEave TV for four years..
Kaafi pics lete raho...Will help u to get refreshed in the next sem...after u see the last sem pics....
...college life is the time..when u can shape ur persona...
Don worry if u get embarrassed sometyms...(experience)...seniors might often take a case of u..
Do wash ur bedsheets.atleast once in a sem..or have frnds to help u out...
And yah...I havent realized yet that so quickly I am gonnah move on to my second year...so Cheerish every second ..bcoz u never knw when the four years might end for u..............
(note - I might not sound good wid my hindi and english...but plz meri bhavnaon ko samjhna.)......
Every semester u will get new friends.And Ur best frnd in the last sem may not be the same in this sem.
Gaane toh itne pasand aayenge joh pehle kabhi nahi hua.Evry song will be realted to a memory and will be remembered for some past incident or person.
Calling back home and to ur old pals does help.
Sona woh bhi kahin bhi aur kabhi bhi...will be the best thing.
Some might get nocturnal. Subah breakfast karke sona and raat meh maggi kha ke bhi raat bhar bhooke rehna...is ausum feelin.
Pressure meh kaam karna...jab watt lagi ho and kal report submit karna hai...phir next day report submit karne ke baaad ki feeling...woh feelin early submission se nahi aa sakti.
Doing something weird and what we call "vellahpanti"..when u knw that studying is very imp that day.......and then to show it off some of them even put that as fb or orkut status...
Most imp ("Roomate theory")
Roomate ki purani gf se dosti nahi karo...and don dare to date...
Jab kisi frnd ke parents aaye...show that ur his/her best frnd...Atleast u will get ghar ka khaana...
For those of you who have come to college in a long-distance relationship with someone from high school: despite what many will tell you, it can work. The key is to not let your relationship interfere with your college experience. If you don't want to date anyone else, that's totally fine! What's not fine, however, is missing out on a lot of defining experiences because you're on the phone with your boyfriend/girlfriend for three hours every day.hahahah
Welcome failure into your lives. It's how we grow. What matters is not that you failed, but that you recovered.(I loved this quote)
Avoid watching TV...Srsly....LEave TV for four years..
Kaafi pics lete raho...Will help u to get refreshed in the next sem...after u see the last sem pics....
...college life is the time..when u can shape ur persona...
Don worry if u get embarrassed sometyms...(experience)...seniors might often take a case of u..
Do wash ur bedsheets.atleast once in a sem..or have frnds to help u out...
And yah...I havent realized yet that so quickly I am gonnah move on to my second year...so Cheerish every second ..bcoz u never knw when the four years might end for u..............
(note - I might not sound good wid my hindi and english...but plz meri bhavnaon ko samjhna.)......
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